Am I Eating Jasper's Treats?

There was half of a shortbread cookie on our kitchen table.  Since I’m a guy who likes to help out by keeping things tidy I went ahead and popped the half-cookie in my mouth and ate it.  Hey, it’s just part of being a thoughtful person, you know what I mean?

The cookie was very dry and bland.  I thought, “Boy, that’s a poor excuse for a cookie.  It wasn’t even very sweet.”

Fifteen minutes later I noticed a box of Jasper’s dog treats and realized that the shortbread cookie I ate was not a shortbread cookie, after all.

Oh well, I guess it can’t actually hurt me, right?

…Although, I’ve noticed that I have a strange desire to chase cats, lately.