I’ve finally come to see that it’s a waste of time
to read all these books. So, you read
and read and read and then what?
Nothing! That’s what. You’ve just spent a whole lot of time looking
at words on a page. Pondering the
thoughts of other people. Who needs it? Way more can be learned from a couple of good
hours of television viewing.
I’m done!
Phooey on books! And phooey on
reading! And don’t try to talk me out of
it. No more wasting my life with this
nonsense!!!
THE END!
…April Fools!
Ha! Gotcha!!!
Time to go to the bookstore and get some
more books before they run out! You can
never have too many books. Whoo hoo!
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