Don’t ask me how I was able to do this because it’s top
secret, but I have obtained security camera photos from a local toy store. If
you have any information regarding the identity or whereabouts of the person in
the photos please contact authorities, immediately. She is wanted for
questioning regarding an uncontrolled, online Celtic music CD spending spree.
Subject was last seen eating nachos with a gray-haired man at
Taco Bell.
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