While we were waiting for an oil change I was reminded, once again, how electrifying it is to spend time with me.
It's hard to believe she dozed off while I was explaining the theological implications of Philippians chapter 4. You know?
I am currently working with scientists to see if we can effectively bottle my ability to put people to sleep.
It should prove to be quite profitable! 
Watch out Elon Musk, Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos... you bunch of lightweights!
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