Don't Eat All The Baked Goods In The Same Day

We had the chili cook off and bake sale at church.  I’ve been eating cookies non-stop since noon today and I’ve actually gained 135 pounds over the past 6 hrs.  That doesn’t seem possible, does it?  Most of it is in my ankles.  I think it might be a record of some kind.  I’m going to look it up.  Hmm, I’ve come to the conclusion that maybe you shouldn’t eat all the baked goods in the same day.