Fine dining and cheeseburgers

 If you go to a very fancy restaurant and order a cheeseburger people sadly shake their heads and say, “Oh my goodness! What a crude, tacky and uncivilized fellow he is! Mercy, I’m close to getting the vapors!”

 But I know that secretly, everyone in the place is jealous when the cheeseburger is served. I see them looking at it, longingly.

 …And by the way, they want some of my fries, as well, but now it might just be too late.

 Excerpt from my upcoming book: “Rules for Fine Dining with Dan.”