A cookie?

If a person really wants to eat a cookie, the person should go ahead and eat the cookie.

I read the previous statement, one time, in a distinguished medical journal. So I’m pretty sure it’s true.

…Or, it may have been on a sign in a bakery. Either way, it was an authoritative and highly reliable source.

I’m not writing this because I have any interest in eating a cookie. As a matter of fact, I’ve grown quite bored of cookies. I find them to be futile and obvious. I’m writing this to provide helpful, instructive information for you, dear friends. It is my desire to serve others.