This morning I was shocked and chagrined to discover
that an unfortunate episode occurred involving personal control and a small
area of carpeting here in our home. While
I feel it will serve no productive benefit to assign blame for this episode I
would like to say that I regret any role I may have played in this inopportune
situation. I am, further, saddened and embarrassed to discover that this matter
involved what some people would describe as a number two incident. I join with all
reasonable citizens in recognizing that this type of occurrence is
unacceptable.
While I am still investigating how and why such an
accident may have happened, it is important for us to keep in mind that no one
is perfect and all of us can, no doubt, recall our own involvement in these
kinds of soiled carpeting incidents which can easily happen in the confusing
give and take of life.
Please know it is my intention to seek help for my possible
misunderstanding regarding what is to happen indoors and what is to happen
outdoors. I look forward to putting this matter behind us and moving ahead in
the many important matters in which I have been called to serve the people of
this home, such as, chewing up important documents; looking out the window and
barking at people who walk by on the sidewalk; and sleeping 19 to 20 hours per
day.
My family and I thank you as you give us privacy
during this time of healing and reflection.
‘
Your humble servant,
Lucy Marler
2 comments:
Hilarious! But Dad, its way too cold outside to do my business
Yes, I suppose you're right about that! Lol!
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