Sunday, January 20, 2013

Kourtney And Kim Take Miami... And I'm Baffled


Earlier tonight, I forced myself to watch 15 full minutes of “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami.”  My reasoning went like this:  If I sit and concentrate and make an intentional effort to give the show a chance I will then have some insight into what makes our culture tick.  My attentive and careful analysis will allow me to report to all of you—who are genuinely puzzled by such things—why reality TV of this kind resonates deeply with so many people.

Unfortunately, what I discovered, during my experiment, is that I am baffled, confused, lost, genuinely clueless, and just a tiny bit frightened.  Is it possible for your teeth to start hurting just from watching a TV show?  Mine started killing me 8 minutes into the program.

Anyhow, I’m sorry that I cannot explain what I saw, so it looks like it’s back to using my time in other important ways.  That means I’ll be sitting and carefully watching my Twitter feed.  After all, it should be pretty obvious, by now, that I’m seriously committed to using my time in constructive ways.

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