Even
Phil Robertson’s own family admits that the way he expressed himself in the
infamous GQ interview was a bit coarse.
If only Phil knew how to boldly, confidently state his Christian faith
in a kinder, gentler way. Right?
Fortunately,
after years of trial and error, after falling down and picking myself up time
and time again, I have discovered some very simple but effective secrets to
expressing the honest, uncompromised, biblically-accurate teachings of
Christianity in such a way that they are entirely inoffensive to everyone.
You
say, “Hold on. Are you talking about
maintaining a strict adherence to the truth?”
Yes, I
am. But the good news is that I’m
talking about doing so in a way that ensures kindness, respect and hearty slaps-on-the-back
from everyone.
If a
person will simply use these straightforward, easy-to-master techniques he or
she can be a bold witness for Christ—being “salt and light” in this world—and yet
still be loved by everyone.
So, I am
hereby, officially, offering to teach Phil these techniques free of charge.
He or
his representatives can feel free to reach me at any time and I will gladly,
cheerfully help out.
In
fact, I’m even willing to offer Phil a special “Media Training Intensive” which
provides additional insights, skills and techniques for dealing with tough,
secular media types.
Sadly,
all of this fuss could have been avoided.
But
there doesn’t have to be a next time, huh?
I’m
standing by and ready to help. Give me a
call.
Pastor Dan
Marler
Oak
Lawn, IL
