A Great New Breakthrough! The Doritos Locos Taco

Taco Bell now offers a taco that features a taco shell made with Doritos!  (That sound you hear is me laughing joyously.) This breakthrough is being viewed by all of the internationally renowned gourmet chefs that I know as a significant culinary advancement.

The item is called the Doritos Locos Taco.  Several of us had the Doritos taco at Taco Bell for lunch today and I don’t think you’ll be surprised to learn that we found it to be nutritious and tasty.  Amazingly, this food item is so healthy that it actually burns calories as you eat it.  Additionally, the Doritos Locos Taco improves cardio vascular circulation and heart function… and it gives your skin a healthy glow.

I recommend that you go right out to the Bell—the Drive Thru offers late night hours—eat 5 or 6 of the Doritos Locos Tacos and enjoy the tremendous health benefits it will bring to you.

(NOTE:  I know, it’s refreshing to get some practical, common sense health advice for once, isn’t it?)